the new tv just arrived!
i want to move the old tv into this room, and fix the damn scv here.
so i can mtv the whole day. haha.

i so cant wait till the weekends la.
i want to see my girrrrls.





hafiz, i miss you.
i'll bring you home to see my tv ok? (=
i misslovekisslovemissmiss you.

real funny stuff frm friendster bulletin:

WHY COUPLES DON'T HAVE SEX.

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to
make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an
average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did
not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the
baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the
month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up
your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would
hear us
9 times you said your mother would
hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the
activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a
crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and
get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you
I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you
because I felt you move





TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little
confused. Here are the reasons you
didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried
to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got
in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to
play golf
2 times you were in a fight and
someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose
was running
2 times you had a splinter in your
finger
20 times you lost the motion after
thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while
reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because
you missed and were screwing the
sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in
the ceiling, what I said was, "Would
you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

Th e time you felt me move was because
you farted and I was trying to breathe.

bump into nithiya just now after work.
i suddenly miss school. HAHA.
funny how i've never had difficulty waking up early everyday to go to school, in fact i look forward to going to school sometimes.
now, waking up for work is super tiresome.
sighs.

i sooo cant wait till friday.
i want to jalan raya!!
i want to see my girlfriends!!
i want to go for shan's bbq!!
i want to go shopping!!

i have started working.
i really truly madly deeply hope that this is so gonna work out.
i havent love the place and the work yet.
but i love going to halim's cafe to have my nasi padang. (=

anw, selamat hari raya everyone!

ain - well, if you're too 'sayang' to throw your notes and everything, can just send them back to millennia institute. hehe. i bet you still havent throw them yet right? i can help you out in throwing those things, but i'll have to charge you 50 bucks per hour. amaciam??
and btw, i rolled up my yoga mat already and replaced it with a small rug. HAHA. useless la, the yoga mat.
when are you gonna get a full-time job HAR? i heard the d&d is on 30th oct kan? and the theme is racial harmony!! haha. kau nak pakai ape? hari raya punya baju kurung? hahaha.
and, what is wrong with the ex asking you out for the dinner?? he misses you ok. if you dont want to go with him alone, ajak aku la. tell him we wanna dine in at swensens ke, seoul garden ke. heeheheh.
love you.

hafiz - eh helo, when are you gonna meet me?
i have been waiting since monday.
nanti 4 days, dahtu 5 days, then its gonna be 6. mane boleh!
I MISS YOU LA GILA.

seriously what does it mean when a bird shits on you?
i had bird poo on my left hand the other day when hafiz and i went on our shopping spree.
it smells like sour cream and looks like sambal.
hafiz also got the sour cream sambal on his left shoulder and arm.
WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY.
there are like so many people walking on orchard road,
but hafiz and i are the lucky ones. (i seriously don't know if its the same bird)
you dont know how freaking annoying and embarrassing it is having a bird poo on you in the middle of orchard road.

on a lighter note, i finally found a nice baju kurung with the approval of the royal highness. and he bought a pair of jeans, a pair of shoe, and two button-up shirts. it is so nice to see him getting dressed up. i wish he could look like that everyday. and as surprising as it may sound, shopping with him is pretty fun, but only for his clothes la. i swear he can never stand my shopping sprees. never ever. ever ever.

tomorrow's gonna be a tiring day.
pasang langsir, masak untuk pagi raya, letak cushion, tukar bedsheet, bentang carpet, rebus ketupat, vacuum the whole freaking house again. alaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
frankly speaking from the bottom of my heart, i wish to confess my deepest darkest secret:-
i dont look forward to hari raya. im more happier during the fasting month.

anyway,
i gave up learning how to make the ketupat.
next year can try again.

i think i am an impulse shopper. seriously.
instead of getting just a pair of heels for hari raya,
i ended up getting 3 pairs.

a few more days to aidilfitri.
but really, it feels different now. like when you're a kid, you cant wait till the day your parents bring you out shopping for new clothes, shoes. and you cant wait till the day itself, cos you'll be getting green packets.
now, you have to get your own clothes and shoes (with your own money), you have to clean up the whole freaking house, and the worse thing is, you dont get green packets anymore. sooner or later, you will need to start giving your own green packets. HAHA.

ive cleaned up my room, thank God. thats like the achievement of the month. ive thrown away all the notes, books and dust collected in the span of 3 years. hahaah. we even threw away a study table (we have 2 study table in the room btw) and replaced it with a yoga mat complete with a fitness ball and a pair of dumbells, that is if anyone suddenly has the urge to work out. but i seriously doubt it.

oh! and, finally hafiz thinks my cooking is delicious! (= haha.